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Restoring the scientific method, Heartland style [UPDATED]

The Heartland Institute is doing for global warming what it did for tobacco:

The theme of the conference, Restoring the Scientific Method, acknowledges the fact that claims of scientific certainty and predictions of climate catastrophes are based on post-normal science, which substitutes claims of consensus for the scientific method. This choice has had terrible consequences for science and society. Abandoning the scientific method led to the Climategate scandal and the errors and abuses of peer review by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC). The scientists speaking at this conference, and the hundreds more who are expected to attend, are committed to restoring the scientific method. This means abandoning the failed hypothesis of man-made climate change, and using real science and sound economics to improve our understanding of the planet’s ever-changing climate.

For those of you who were lucky enough to have had your head in a vice, thus preventing it from exploding, take a look at the last sentence. The rest you you go clean up that mess.

Now tell me how the hell is economics going to improve our understanding of the planet’s climate? Do the ‘fine folks‘ at Heartland even know what economics is? Doesn’t look like it.

What about science? Do they know what that is? Well, obviously, the first thing needed to restore the scientific method is politicians! And of course Heartland knows how to attract politicians in these times of financial turmoil:

The event is open to the public. Federal and state elected officials can attend for free.

Well that will ensure that politics doesn’t interfere with science. Unless of course that is exactly what they want. Because science certainly hasn’t given them the ‘right’ answer.

But it gets worse. If you decide to sign up to the conference, as a non-politician who therefore must part ways with some money, you are greeted with this (better put your head back in the vice):

Warning: by forking over your $88 early registration fee, you are committing yourself to abandoning the failed hypothesis of man-made climate change. If you attend the conference and nonetheless continue to entertain even the possibility of man-made climate change, you will falsify our promotional materials and do irreparable harm to our credibility and reputation. We will consequently hold you liable and seek a declarative judgment in federal court enjoining you to pay one hundredth of a cent in compensation per ton of CO2 released into the atmosphere in the United States through the burning of fossil fuels last year which by the way brings so much goodness to the world that it can’t possibly have any negative side effects. /satire

[UPDATE: It looks like I am a victim of Poe’s law, which states that “Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won’t mistake for the real thing.” It turns out that the “warning” paragraph above was a brilliant piece of satire written by John Nielsen-Gammon (whose blog you should all read), to make this clear I added a /satire tag at the end. Though everything else I quoted was written by the Heartland Institute.

The reason I thought the satire was real is because I really do have such a low opinion of the Heartland Institute. Their requirement of abandoning of man-made climate change, in order to restore the scientific method is a prime example of why. It reminds me of this:

Like I said they need no help doing irreparable harm to their credibility and reputation.]

And that, my friends, is what the scientific method looks like… if you are an anti-science idealogue who must, at all costs, deny climate change. By attending this conference to restore the scientific method, you must forever abandon any such methods.

And what about those supposed “claims of scientific certainty“? Well Heartland is absolutely sure that the climate is NOT changing, and that the thousands of respectable scientists are all conspiring against your SUV!

Otherwise why would they threaten legal action for not being “committed to abandoning the theory of man-made climate change. Don’t you dare keep an open mind! Not even a little. And ignore the overwhelming consensus of both experts and evidence pointing to the fact that yes, humans can and are changing the climate.

Certainty doesn’t get any stronger than that!

Real science on the other hand (like say the IPCC) is not certain, explicitly stating: “Most of the observed increase in globally averaged temperatures since the mid-20th century is very likely (>90%) due to the observed increase in anthropogenic (human) greenhouse gas concentrations.

Also I doubt that the Heartland Institute needs any help doing “irreparable harm to [their] credibility and reputation“. They are doing more than fine in that regard on their own.

Actually there is a simple explanation for all of this comes courtesy of Wikipedia: “Psychological projection or projection bias is a psychological defense mechanism where a person unconsciously denies his or her own attributes, thoughts, and emotions, which are then ascribed to the outside world, such as to other people.

Of course this would all be hilarious if a) the stakes weren’t so astronomically large and b) important policy makers didn’t take Heartland’s nonsense seriously. So instead of a comedy we are all (yes even the people at Heartland) forced into a tragedy.

(h/t John Nielsen-Gammon and Michael Tobis because thankfully I am NOT on the Heartland mailing list.)

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